SRP's
First Review from Uncle Jim (reprinted without permission) |
| Graphics fantastic and semi-erotic: the sperm traversing
the nullipara cervical os! The vocal echo needs to be turned down and the vocalist volume needs to be upped along with the drum's bass. I did not hear a keyboard at all. The guitars need a metronome or Viagra--rhythm bogs down in Phillip Glass minimalism death spiral! Often when the beat is a multiple of the heart rate between 100-120/min the music is exhilarating. When the beat is 50 to 60/min and undulating, it is sad and reflective. Over 135/min equals collapse, and over 180/min or less than 50/min equals death. Only the graphics pulled us along until death intervened. Do not worry! The Stone Temple Pilots as seen on TV need to go to the drawing board. Please send us your revised mix of this latest effort. Put a mike on the floor to pick up the bass notes. |
SRP's
Respectful Response (reprinted
because we can) |
Uh.
OK. I think. Do we have a keyboard player? When did we get a keyboard
player? And what is this "mix" you speak of? |